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Monday
21Dec2009

"You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive"...RIP Tai. 

In case you haven’t heard and are completely out of touch with reality (or drunk...like myself) you may have not heard the news about Brittany Murphy.  Girl’s dead.  Not like “her career is a joke” dead, but ACTUALLY dead.  She was only 32 and had a heart attack this weekend which basically leads on that it was probably drugs, an eating disorder or combination of the two.  It’s really sad and a horrible thing to happen to someone so young, beautiful and kind.  BoysandLipstick would like to extend our condolences to her family, friends, and fans.  GRANTED.....we may have said once or twice that she was totally fucking insane, it’s all in good fun and jest.  Rest in peace girl. “Rollin with my homies”......

We’ll miss you Tai!!!

Posted By: Markie

Image:  Paramount

Wednesday
28Oct2009

Brittany Goes Ballistic

Brittany Murphy is the latest to hop on the crack wagon. The Clueless airhead called 911 around 2:30 this morning frantically claiming that she heard gunfire. The LAPD showed up, saw Tai in a tizzy and found out that the sound was coming from a nearby generator.

The stuff Britt had probably just snorted made her think she was in a real crackhouse, crossfire and all. Murphy also thought she heard a sinkhole collapse later, but it was only the sound of her career tanking. The sound of a tornado in the area later? Perez just broke wind.

Posted by: Karl

Source: TMZ

Image: Janet Meyer/Photorazzi