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Wednesday
02Dec2009

She Thinks Autism is Another Season

DateWednesday, December 2, 2009 at 04:05PM

Oh Gurl, you're so funny and stupid. 

Britney Jean Spears lands the January cover of Elle magazine. She looks her usual self. Her weave (which I'm going to give the name Canola Oil) looks half way decent. You know the team of fags at Elle were working overtime on this shit, and after a while they said "Fuck it, it looks fine." 

Nevertheless, she does look pretty, and her sons don't look so retarded anymore. Well except for Jaden, he looks a little Jenny McCarthy Autism Special. But it's probably bad photoshopping. Sean aka small fry looks totes adorable.

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Britters

Posted by: Joeyroc

Image: Elle Magazine

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Thursday
12Nov2009

Britney Gets Her Twatter Hacked!!

DateThursday, November 12, 2009 at 11:15AM

This morning, Britney’s twatter account had some crazy tweets. Now, I seriously thought that the poptart had forgotten to take her meds and went off the deep end..again!!

UnFortunately this official tweet was posted not long ago from Brit’s pr rep:
"Britney's twitter account was just hacked. The situation has been resolved and we apologize for any offense the hacker's messages caused."

We can sleep easy now knowing that our pop princess is not going crazy..for now!! To think I actually believed Brit Brit was busy worshipping some dark force!!! What?! C’mon it’s plausible!! This girl has multiple personalities, one of whom happens to be British!!

Sure the pills keep Madame Poppins at bay, but we all know she’s a little Cuckoo Puffs!! It's only a matter of time until she pulls out a razor!!

Just saying!!


Posted by: Lady E

Source: Twitter

Images: Twitter/Bossip

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Monday
09Nov2009

Sound the Alarm!! Aussies Are Officially Pissed!!

DateMonday, November 9, 2009 at 03:52PM

Australia must have never seen a Britney Spears concert. Did they seriously think that the poptard actually sings at her concerts!? Brit Brit is infamous for trading in her vocals for a recorded version of her songs. For as long as she’s been a “singer” she has never performed live!!! Just because a judge warned Britney about lip-synching, doesn’t necessarily mean she would start going all hardcore for the Aussie World!!

Reportedly, fans were disappointed and actually walked out of the concert once they realized that Brit was lip-synching!! One went crying to a local newspaper and even asked for her money back or at least wanted Brit to sing! Ah well! We all want something we know we can’t ever have!

To the disappointed Aussie Britney fans: You get what you paid for!
Why!?
‘Cause….. "It’s Britney Bitch!"


Posted by: Lady E

Source: Celebuzz

Image: Celeb 9

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Thursday
05Nov2009

Do They Hang Low?!

DateThursday, November 5, 2009 at 12:55PM

Uh oooohhhhh!! I think someone took the walk of shame this morning!!! Tee hee!! All I'm looking at are Brit Brit’s "Free Willy" titties and with that being said, I just want to dedicate this song to our favorite little popstar!!

(Ahhhhheeeemmmm)
♪ Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your boobs hang low? ♪

(Bows)
Thank you!!


Posted by: Lady E

Image: Celebuzz

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Friday
30Oct2009

SUCCESS: Crazy Drugs Work Miracles!!!!

DateFriday, October 30, 2009 at 10:39AM

It's amazing what a difference a year can do to a looney toon!! Britney proves that psycho drugs are the new weed!! Medicinal weed, of course!! ;) Brit Brit actually looks hot in her new video for 3 and she kinda makes me want to ask her to bend over. The cuckoo bird has finally left Britney's blonde weaved nest!! HOORAY!! I'm happy to see her rocking sick abs again, actually her whole body is sick!! Congrats, Brit!! Who knew you could be a "real" girl again!!! Just don't forget to take your pills, need I remind you of what happens when you do forget?!

1. Hot!!
2. Sure Beyoncé brought back the unitard, but this bitch made me buy one!
3. Sexxxxaaaaayyy

It's Britney Bitch!


Posted by: Lady E

Image: Crave Online

Video: Twitter

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Friday
30Oct2009

PLEASE STOP

DateFriday, October 30, 2009 at 01:38AM

Oh Britters.. stop dressing like an ASSHOLE.
 
You can't dress. We all know that already. But there is no SANE reason to wear red corduroy pants in public, or ever for that matter. Pairing it with a grotesque patterned trench, Nikes, and a cheap looking pleather bag is no way for a superstar of your caliber to dress. 
 
It looks like she raided the costume department of Dawson's Creek. One of Katie Holmes's humble beginnings outfits. The weave is decent, it's like you can only do it one way or the other with Britney. Decent outfit, horrible weave; decent weave, horrible outfit. I'm sure T.J. Max has better options to choose from.   
 
Posted by: Joeyroc
 
Image: BritneyFanFiles
 
Ms. Anna doesn't approve

 

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Wednesday
14Oct2009

Brit-Brit Has A Hit-Hit

DateWednesday, October 14, 2009 at 02:52PM

Okay, so lately when you hear Britney’s name and the word “hit”, you don’t really think of music. Crack or pot usually come to mind. But, much to my surprise, her new song “3” is rocking the billboard’s box. Her marketing for it was actually pretty smart too...releasing it late on iTunes. She was so excited that she put down the Frappacino and twittered her snatch off:

“Britney's new single, '3', debuts at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100”

I did my research and found out that yes, this correct. But does anyone find it kind of odd that her twitter posts are always in the third person? Like “Britney was supposed to feed the kids and realized that they KIDS are supposed to eat the CHICKEN and not the other way around. Ooops ya’ll.” But I will give her props. We all knew our girl would sort of/kind of/ come back. Huzzuh! Frapps for all. Sample the track here.


Posted By: Markie

Source:  Billboard/Twitter

Image: RCA

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Thursday
01Oct2009

There's no hope with dope.

DateThursday, October 1, 2009 at 09:51PM

There is absolutely nothing I can do to fix this. Earlier in day Markie showed Brit Brit's amazing fashion sense. Later today she was seen heading to dance practice in this holy hot mess. This is her own fault, no stylist would admit to this tragedy. I can't.. I mean I can no longer be hopefully that she'll one day rock some major couture and look decent out and about on a regular day.

P.S. That is a some Major Booty.
Double P.S. My many hours of concentration is working. Justin and Jessica are breaking up. Now I need the help of others to bring our minds together and get Britney and Justin back together, so the world can be OK! Post break up,  9/11 and global warming started happening. Like duh, they need to be back together. 
 
Posted by: Joeyroc
Image: Fame
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Thursday
01Oct2009

Britney Spears: Joey Roc, Want To Help Me Out Here?

DateThursday, October 1, 2009 at 02:45PM

Here’s Britney Spears look fab-u-louBAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHA. Goddamnit, I almost got it all out without laughing and spitting corn chips all over my keyboard. Cheeto Queen was spotted at a Super Wal-Mart or Target or some shit (I really don’t care) this week. Why is she STILL wearing those boots? God Michael K of D-Listed reports:

And you know that girl from junior high school who wears the exact same clothes she did back then 20 years later? Brit is that girl. Here she is having herself a shopping spree at Target yesterday. Brit would've gone to Wal-Mart, but she knew she would end up at the very top of People of Walmart if she did.

Britney really is an angel from trailer heaven. What I still don’t understand is WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SHOPPING AT TARGET? You don’t think she can afford to shop at a nicer place? Don’t get me wrong, I love my “method” bath soaps, but this is the bitch that charges 200 dollars for a concert ticket. I mean, it’s not like she blows her money on coke, frappacinos, hot dogs and ugly boots....

Wait.


Posted  By: Markie

Image:  Splash News

Source:  D-Listed

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Wednesday
23Sep2009

The Return of Britney "Red Neck" Spears

DateWednesday, September 23, 2009 at 11:39AM

Hey y'allll!!Is this the official return of the Britney from yesteryears?! It all started with that Christmas shout out during her concert last week and now she was recently spotted toting Starbucks around LA. I'm wondering if we should slowly sound the alarm to warn her handlers that she's on her way to crazy again. At least this time she was seen wearing shoes and not showing her vag to the paps.

Unless she's prescribed something strong enough to contain the voices, I expect another breakdown from the pop tart twat soon! Should we start a countdown!?


Posted by: Lady E

Image: Flynet

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Monday
21Sep2009

Merry Christmas..!?

DateMonday, September 21, 2009 at 04:23PM

During a Britney Spears concert in Shreveport, Louisana..Brit gave the audience a special greeting. Catch it at around the 2:16 mark:

Ummm..Papa Spears, what effin' drug are you giving her?! You either gotta stop giving her more or start filling her up with better, stronger shiet!! Seriously though, something needs to be done when Britney wishes people a "Merry Christmas!!" in mid-SEPTEMBER!!! (BLINKS)


Posted by: Lady E

Video: Youtube

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Wednesday
26Aug2009

Britney's MSG Camel Toe (This is Happening.)

DateWednesday, August 26, 2009 at 02:37PM

So normally we leave the fashion criticism up to our glamour queen Joey Roc, but since the little shit has sworn full 100% loyalty, love, admiration, and seed for his future gay-bees to Miss Brit Brit, I've got to take the Cheeto-Bull by the horns. Britney was allowed to leave her cell with her pigeons home with her children this week to play to MSG in New York. Lainey Gossip reports:

"Britney is playing 3 shows in NYC at MSG. Last night she hopped around in these tight bright leggings and glasses looking much more interested than she has in months. She and her booboos have been enjoying NYC the last few days – seen here in a pedi-cab through Central Park. I can hear Duana now. They’re not twins, but they’re totally the same. And always the same. This is why they never seem to age."

I would like to state the pics of her children are before the concert. Her kids were not present at the show. Now it's time for public service announcement from BoysandLipstick:

Hello. You may have seen Britney Spears perform at Madison Square this week. You may also have bore witness to her ever growing camel toe caused by her firey red hot pants. Every year 10,000 children out of America's 4.5 million fall victim to being sucked into a camel toe. That's over 70 percent. Two recent children of the Spears clan have gone missing, and a highly suspicious moose hoof can be identified as being present. Please:  Don't let your children fall victim to a camel toe vacuum. Say no to hot pants. Do it for the kids. Thank you.

Posted By:  Markie

Images:  Wenn

Source:  Lainey Gossip

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