I hope I will be this catty, bitchy and hot (sans Botox™) when I get old. Barbi Benton has really set the bar on how to maintain her bitchassness and still look good at 100 yrs old!! Everytime Papa Smurf welcomes a new set of girlfriends to the mansion, this main bitch is called upon to welcome the new recruits.

She plays “nice” with the new captives, but she talks about these dumbos behind their back!!  BWAH HA HA HA! Simply AWESOME!! Even she misses the Horse Laugh Kendra, Oldtits Bridgete and Open for Business Holly!! Ah well, I hope she does another guest appearance, she makes the show!!!!  

I still hate the show……
Fine! It’s my guilty pleasure!! I like watching stupid whores be…stupid……

Don’t you judge me!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I never thought you could recycle stupid! Oh, it's possible!!!! Who knew you could split Kendra in two and actually get rid of the horse laugh!?! I thought I would miss skankalicious Holly and Grandma Tits Bridget, but from the looks of it Crystal has somehow merged those two personalities! Greeeaaattt!! These hos are dumber than the originals and eye-stabbingly boring!!

You could say Papa Smurf sure knows how to choose 'em. The more airheaded they are, the better. I suppose that when you can't get your mummified penis up anymore, it really doesn't matter as long as these tards are willing to suck it!
Meet Karissa, Kristina & Crystal (Insert Sarcasm)Is there a reason you should watch this shit!? Well if you want to see these whores try to be civil with the old slores, then yeah it's worth it! Besides, there's always that dramatic episode featuring our favorite vag, Kendra!!

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Oh Holly, Bridgette and Kendra..who would've thought I would miss you old slores?! The new Playboy mansion captives seem to be as interesting as a piece of cardboard! But I must say, this little gem was just too yummy and bitchalicious to ignore; "I'm not the new Holly, Holly's the old me." LOL! WOOOW!! PUSSY FIGHT!! Guess the drama at Kendra's baby shower was true!

I don't think I'd really want to watch these twats! I'll stick to that good ol' vag, Kendra. At least that bitch knows she's stupid and horse laughs about it all the way to the bank! 

Posted by: Lady E

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The former grandpa ball suckers Girls Next Door got together to celebrate Kendra Wilkinson's baby shower. But to make things even more interesting, Grandpa Smurf's new GF's were less than pleased to attend. According to sources, the identical twats and that other slut were rude to everyone including Bridgette, Holly and Kendra. Apparently, Hugh suggested they film Kendra opening her "last present" so that he and his new whores could leave early. Seems like the new Playboy captives are getting restless!! Can't wait to see the bitchass drama when the new season of The Girls Next Door airs.

They just make it too easy! BTW - Kendra's token gay is........

Pickles + Whores = Match made in Heaven!

Posted by: Lady E

Source: Perez/The Superficial

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