Incase you’ve been living under something equitable in size to Bruce Vilanch’s ass, you are probably aware of Dexter.  This is something you should either be watching every week, or streaming online.  (I’m not sayin’ do it illegally...I’m just sayin....um don’t pay for that shit).  Mr. Brando plays the role of Jonah this season, son of the Trinity Serial killer.  The only thing killer about Mr. Jonah is his riducu-shit body and face.  No really, I would really love to carve a Thanksgiving turkey on it (Wait what?  Sorry I am not sure what I was really going for there.  Not something creepy...though it came out that way).  Anytitties, the mystery still continues as to Mr. Brando’s sexuality.  When you search him on imdb you come up with a few gay sites, but mostly praising him and wanting to have his gay-bees.  Hell I’ll have his gay-bees/gaybies/gay-babies or however the balls you want to spell it.  It’s one of those things I really don’t care about looking into. Like the poisonous female nether-region.  *Cringes. 

Posted By:  Markie

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