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Tuesday
Nov172009

Angelina is Full of…Lies!

According to Us Weekly Angelina Jolie started leaking out lies about Jennifer Maniston. Even a new book, “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie”, is spilling the beans about her very bitchy behavior!! Angie’s manager and brother supposedly planted stories in 2005 to paint Jennifer in a negative light. Specifically, Jen not being interested in having kids with Brad..which would ultimately "lead" to the end of the marriage. Ang was convinced that this story would keep her from being perceived as a “man-stealing bitch”.

So boys and girls, the moral of this story is :
Stealing someone’s husband is okay as long as you know how to lie.

The evilest bitches get the best guys!! I totally wanted to tramp stamp Brad for myself!! I could've had a chance!!! How did I miss that?!!! It's the fucking crack, isn't it!? Damn it!!


Posted by: Lady E

Source: Us Weekly

Image: E!

Tuesday
Nov172009

Brangelina's New Collection Bites

Because eveyone wants a silver serpent curling around their ring finger, right? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have designed a collection of jewelry for Asprey. The theme: muthafuckin’ snakes! The gold and silver accessories all feature the slithering things.

The most charming items from "The Protector" Collection seem to be those designed for the wee ones: silver baby spoons, eggcups, tooth boxes (just disgusting) and picture frames. While the proceeeds benefit a good cause, i.e. not the Jolie-Pitt Plus 8,000 Fund, the things scream “OMFG, get it off me!”. Way to go for the gross out factor, Brangelina. Sounds like Angie’s gone back to freaky Billy Bob days with this one. Just in time for the holidays.

Posted by: Karl

Source: Showbiz Spy

Images: Popsugar, Showbiz Spy

Thursday
Nov052009

Epic Fail: The Rugged Look

Can someone please tell Brad Pitt to shave!?! PLEASEEEE!?!! Sure the rugged look can lead to hot steamy sex, but once the Jack Sparrow beaded look takes over..IT'S DONE!! His beard looks nastier than Firecrotch vag!!! We all know you're the pants in the relationship Ang, get this crap off of his face!

We need this back - ASAP!! Is that too hard to ask for!?


Posted by: Lady E

Images: Splash/Stock

Monday
Oct262009

Pitt is Tramp Stamped!!

Sure, Angelina and Brad save the world one good deed after the other!! We at BoysandLipstick commend them for always being so generous and good hearted. In a recent interview, Angelina gave up details about Brad’s new tattoo.

Entertainment Weekly reports:
What’s the deal with Brad’s new tattoo?
I drew that. We went to Davos. It’s not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn’t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back.
So it’s not permanent?
It is. But I was just sketching.
On him?
On him, yeah.
And you thought, ”Let’s make it a tattoo”?
He just liked it! The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like.
So it doesn’t mean anything per se.
I mean, it’s meaningful in that it’s us making angles and shapes out of each other’s body, that kind of a thing.

So in other words, Brad is the bitch in this relationship. Why!? He just got a freaking TRAMP STAMP!! I mean at least he wears his panties with pride; I don’t think he has much of a choice though. C'mon, I’ve seen Angelina’s movies. She’s a really butch bitch...Brad doesn’t stand a chance. Sorry Bradley, just keep saving the world and I won’t judge you..that much.


Posted by: Lady E

Source: Entertainment Weekly

Image: Pitt Watch

Tuesday
Aug182009

Toking Tarantino

What won’t they do to hype the US release of the supposedly subpar Inglourious Basterds? Seeing Brad Pitt appear on Bill Maher’s Real Time on Friday was shocking enough. The guests are usually pundits and politicians. Maher himself joked that it was ladies’ night, as Ashton Kutcher (!) was part of his panel. But back to this desperate marketing campaign. Pitt mentioned to Maher, picking up one of the host’s favorite topics, that although he had done hash in the past, he gave it up to be a better dad to his growing brood.

Today, though, tabloids have been agog about Basterds director Quentin Tarantino’s claim that Pitt gave him a bit of his brick when the two were holiday-ing in France last year. As if the world weren’t watching him enough, this bit of info stokes the publicity flames even more, and Tarantino's move screams desperation. Shouldn't we be talking about the movie, not the star and director's extra currics?

Add to this bong drop the news that producer Harvey Weinstein is desperately marketing the movie himself to A Small World, the invitation-only “facebook for millionaires” (ever heard of it? thought not), and the forecast for the film seems grim. In the end, you may need more than half a brick to tolerate this flick.

Posted by: Karl

Image: Getty

Sources: Guest of a Guest, Star Magazine