"Shut it Down! I died. That....is...bananas." Okay, you can take your finger out of your eye now, Rachel Zoe isn't around to make you want to jump off a cliff. Taylor "Tay" Jacobson has been the right-hand-man and virtual toilet for Rachel Zoe for the past three years. Last year, Rachel decided to bring on Brad to assist Tay in her daily tortures....until it became a little obvious this season that Rachel totally has a boner for Brad and Tay is getting shat on by her own assistant. 

"Brad you'll be going to The Oscars to assist Anne Hathaway. Tay, you'll be staying behind of prep Jen Garner".

"Brad you'll be staying with my (gay) husband and I at the Grand Marquis. Tay, you'll be staying at the Red Roof Inn in Jersey".

"Brad, you'll be going with me during fashion week to the party with Lindsay Lohan. Tay,  you'll be flying back to LA to tie up any loose ends."

"Brad, here. Go buy yourself some more money. Tay! I'm out of toilet paper, give me your hand!"

"Brad, I want you to take my car and keep it. In fact, you can have my (gay) husband too. Tay I'm bored. Stand in front of this moving traffic lane. NOW DANCE!!!!!! (**shoots gun at ground***)

You have to love Tay, even though she's a heinous bitch. Girl takes it like a champ. Golf clap and many a rubbin' out for you Tay! Now shut up and shut that shit down!!!!! 

Posted By:  Markie

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