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Tuesday
22Sep2009

This Guy Has The Best Job Ever....

Here's Katy Perry filming for the music video for 3OH!3’s song “Starstrukk”. Apparently all you have to do to in Hollywood at this point is dance around in a fountain, jumping up and down so that your chest kittens bounce around like marbles on a glass floor. This is why I really do love Katy Perry. I want TO BE HER. Can we also talk about how awesome of a job this guy has? He has to adjust her boobs in between takes. Seriously. That's his job. How the hell did this guy get this job and how can I get this job for my brother? Seriously. How the fuck did that interview go?...

Director:  Okay, so what are your qualifications?
Boob Dude:  Well, I’ve had  plenty of experience with tatties. I like them....um....they’re fun.....
Director:  Okay. Can you give me any examples of how you’re more qualified than others?
Boob Dude:  Yeah, my expertise and original training in this field comes from my Baywatch days.
Director:  You worked on the Baywatch set doing that?
Boob Dude:  Um...I wouldn’t really call it ‘working’, per se.
Director:  Wait...so you were on the Baywatch set just grabbing women’s boobs without being paid?
Boob Dude: ...............do you want the other half of my ham sandwich?
Director:  You’re hired.



Posted By:  Markie

Source:  The Superficial

Image:  Fame/Splash News

Wednesday
16Sep2009

Milking It

Yeah, because this is still important. Remember Janet and Justin’s nip-slip at the 2004 Superbowl? The fuckheads at the FCC want to reopen the investigation to see whether CBS had access to video delay technology that could have kept the tit from airing itself out to hundreds of millions of viewers.

The FCC thinks the network might have willfully chosen to broadcast the boobage. Who really gives a shit, FCC? The answer is yes, CBS knew all along, and that they’re secretly trying to scandalize your wee ones with Janet’s glorious rack.

This was five years ago and you’re still harping on a half second? You should be happy Justin didn’t try to nurse himself from the damn thing. Case closed!

Posted by: Karl

Image: Stock

Source: Defamer