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Tuesday
Dec082009

Chris Brown is off the Hook..for Now!! 

DateTuesday, December 8, 2009 at 01:03PM

Before Tiger Woods let his hoes out of the bag one by one, ABC aired an SNL skit about poor Tiger’s situation. Sure his wife beat him up and probably ran him over with a car, but Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively and SNL’s Kenan Thompson said it was okay to laugh!! Did SNL go too far this time?! Many domestic abuse groups think so and are actually protesting against the skit!! Seriously?! Lighten up people, funny is as funny does. SNL has been in the business for a while, you have to keep in mind they always make fun of current events. 

 

1 cheating husband + 20 slores + 1 hurt & angry wife + 1 SNL skit = Hilarity!!

Hey Chris Brown, I think people forgot all about you! I think you owe Tiger a nice "Thank You" card!!

 

Posted by: Lady E

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Monday
Nov022009

XOX-No

DateMonday, November 2, 2009 at 11:22AM

Penn Badgley and Blake Lively had a spooky Saturday thanks to costumes from a Halloween superstore and the clearance rack at KMart. Oh, and Svedka Vodka, who threw the party at 1Oak. Penn was also celebrating his 23rd birthday, which he toasted dressed as James Franco’s character in Milk.

When asked about his attire, Penn said, “I don’t know! I’m a half-assed someone. It was a really last minute costume.” No shit, Mr. Humphrey.

The couple showed up after midnight, you know, since it takes hours to stuff Blake’s extensions into a wig. Speaking of, Serena looks sexier in PJs on any Gossip Girl episode than she did on Saturday. Where’s the magical boobage baitch? Your cleavage is suffocating under that scarf.

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Wednesday
Sep162009

Tittays?! 

DateWednesday, September 16, 2009 at 09:32AM

NIPPPLEEEESSS!This is such a Serena Van Der Woodsen thing to do! Get the paparazzi to notice you by all means necessary!? UGH! Blaire Waldorf would so not do that - Like for serious!!! It seems that Blake Lively's titties got as much attention at the US Open as Serena Williams' outburst! Her nibbles look kinda pooooofy, guess the girls enjoyed the 80° weather on Sunday too!

 Hmmmm..not to sound like a total lesbo but those nipples look like they're about 3" wide....Just saying!


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Wednesday
Aug262009

Blake Lively Has No Friends

DateWednesday, August 26, 2009 at 02:40PM

  

 

Maria's obligated to be there by contract, but where's Chuck and Little J? Serena Van der Woodsen celebrated her birthday last night at an event hosted by Tiffany and Co. at the Cooper Square Hotel. Blake is surely one of those beautiful girls I was jealous of in high school 'cause she had her choice of the pickings. She could drop to her knees at any moment and no boy or teacher would say no..sigh.. If life was only that easy... And look at her titties, they're so damn perky. She's not even wearing a bra. I wish I was 22 again and my titties were same. P.S. You gotta give it to Sharapova for pulling off the animal print. Anytime you're 6'1" and not looking like an animal, but chic, is always an A+. You know if Venus or Serena tried to wear that, the joke would be too obvious..Snaps..It's a joke, don't pull the race card on me.

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