The balls on this beau must be titanium. Jason Poppy, a medical sales man and personal trainer, recently proposed to the minx mouth Bethenny Frankel. And she, desperate un-housewife she is, said yes.

Rumors of their previous engagement were untrue, as was the one about Bethy being preggers. Not so, per her rep. Can you imagine a belly on this bitch? I likes my skinny girls skinny, not with a huge tumor where their midriff should be. Plus, Beths: not potentially the best mommy. Might mistake lime juice and tequila for formula.

Think the pending nuptials will make Frankel friendly? Let’s fucking hope not. With her upcoming solo Bravo show to debut soon, we want those claws out.

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It smacks of TV producer manipulation, but Bethenny Frankel has been trimming the fat from her friends list.

The biggest rift according to sources is between her and now former-bestie Jill Zarin, of the dog whistle nasal voice on The Real Housewives of NYC. Zarin left Frankel off the guest list of an event she hosted at Saks, while the rest of the housewives were in attendance.

Shockingly enough, the only one Beth seems to tolerate now is former arch nemesis and shake and baked skinned Kelly Bensimmon. Odds are that the (very public) separation and accompanying spats are part of the run-up to Skinny in the City, the new Bravo show featuring feisty Frankel as a solo act.

Beth, we know you best your former besties on cuisine, style, and fitting into that size zero dress, but don’t be a NJ Danielle. End it amicably. Or not, maybe better to throw a fucking table across the room if your twiggy arms can handle the weight.

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The Real Housewives of NYC need to head back to the City already. With Labor Day looming, they should high-tail it out of the Hamptons. Ridic embarrrassing what they did recently, starfuckers. Crazy Eyes Ramona, Classy Countess and Overbaked Kelly Bensimon accosted Alec Baldwin at a tennis tourney in East Hampton.

The D listers suffocated him, asking him to pose for pics and seeing if he recognized them. Baldwin did not, and after he found out who they were, he started dissing the show. For shame, Alec! RHNYC is quality TV if ever there was.

Alec did, however, ask for Bethenney Frankel by name, and he pitched a bitch when he found out she wasn’t in attendance. Hooray! Beths is all A, and you know Alec asking about her rightfully pissed off Kelly. Tehe.

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This past weekend, reigning reality royalty Bethenny Frankel was on her way into East Hampton hot spot Blue Parrot. Alas, the place was shuttered for a private event hosted by eyeless wonder Renée Zellweger, a fellow skinny bitch. Being Bethenney, though, she coaxed her way past the gate guardians and promptly had her signature drink, a skinny girl marg. Mmm, what I wouldn’t give to sit and sip with her.

Frankel, the star of her own upcoming show Skinny & the City (Bravo, where else?), has gotten loads of media attention lately, on the hellish heels of her stint on The Real Housewives of New York and her bestselling Naturally Thin: Unleash Your Skinny Girl and Free Yourself from a Lifetime of Dieting. Was attention ever better deserved? I’d think she should be welcome at any soirée, Hamptons or otherwise. She can be seen shying away from the buffet.

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