A&E has been in talks with David Hasselhoff to create a reality show. The show will be centered around the Hoff and his two daughters! I am soooo ready for this train wreck to happen!! Hmm, I wonder if he drinks Vodka straight....anyway this shiet will be awesome! I'm sure Markie's soulmate will be the most watched reality show EVER! We got to see a snippet of this basket case's shenanigans, but now we get to see it every week?! Let's call this a SUCCESS!!! Sure he has a problem, but this Baywatch bloat will bring out the best must-see drunky drama!! BTW, that tops LoHO!!!

A&E, PLEASE MAKE THIS EFFIN' HAPPEN!!

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I would like to officially "thank" Richie Rich for making this walking venereal disease come out of her cave! Because we simply love seeing her wearing bedsheets or skanking it up for some cash! Last night, Pam slipped into her old Baywatch bathing suit and paraded down the catwalk for the A*Muse show. The only thing amusing about this train wreck were the extra folds found near Skankerella's vagjayjay! Even though I can't stand this whorish slore, I must say she looks way better than her former Baywatch co-star, Nicole Eggert.Did she just eat a puppy!?Rejoice - Nicole can now be seen on Celebrity Fit Club!! I'm sure she'll be sharing some Micky D's with K-Fed!! DE-lish!!

Eat up Nic, this is definitely the best way to regain your "fame"!! Celebrity fat farms are always the fastest way back to Hollywood..

Posted by: Lady E

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