This morning, Zac Efron was on The View to promote his upcoming film “Me and Orson Welles”. After I stopped drooling, I realized that Barbara Walters is a fossilized jaguar!! Holy crap!! I understand that this hottie is too much to resist, but seriously BARBARA WALTERS!?! You’re still horny!? I thought once you’re that old your insides just kinda collapse and all sexual fantasy dies with your vag!! Go get some….?! I guess she proves that even the first woman on Earth still needs some cooch time. Who knew?!

Zac, only four years separate us!! Oh, you have a girlfriend?! That's okay, DUMP HER!! Please, I have some nice motorboatable jugs!! ;) You'll love them, just ask Markie!!

Posted by: Lady E

Source: Perez Hilton

Image: People

Video: The View