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Wednesday
Nov042009

Hump Day: The Scissor Edition

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Israel for today’s make out session worthy hotness!!! It’s not everyday that I fall in lust with a model, but as I was trashing out some old “toys” I saw this hot face staring back at me!! At that very moment, I grabbed some new batteries and found myself alone with Bar Refaeli.

Despite the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio has already tapped this ass, I figured I wouldn’t judge her. I only imagine us making out on some deserted island, maybe rolling around on the sand and playing with our…….hair. I’ll consider a threesome, which reminds me....

...I need to make a few calls!!!

THANK YOU ISRAEL!!   


Posted by: Lady E

Image: Sports Illustrated

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