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Entries in Aubrey O'Day (4)

Tuesday
06Oct2009

I Would Rather....

..see Holly Madison naked instead of this slut! BoysandLipstick reported recently that Aubrey O'Slore was very self conscious about her body, now this insecure puss decided to show off her butt once again! The PeepShow tard star is trying to convey that she doesn't give a fuck about what bloggers have to say about her nudie pics!

The whore twatted that picture along with this "original" caption:
"By POPULAR request... Tweets, welcome to my fishnets! Love/Hate: suck me in, wear me out!"

First I would NEVER request to see that vag!! Secondly I would NOT suck you in or wear you out, I really don't need crabs! Do you know how long it took to get STD free?! Yeah - No need to go near her as she's an STD infested petri dish!

 

Posted by: Lady E

Source: Twitter

Image: Twitter

Wednesday
23Sep2009

Aubrey O'CryMeARiver!

Photoshop much?!When Aubrey isn't giving Castro and Hitler props, she's busy boo-hooing about someone making fun of her. This time the slore decided to blame bloggers for her own body image issues. She posted this disclaimer over a video on her blog concerning this ever so pressing matter:

"There were leaked shots of me that were taken illegally on my opening night of Peepshow. That night was one of the most empowering, emotional, and liberating moments of my life. I left the venue on such a high from performing only for that feeling to be taken away from me an hour later with a certain bloggers negativity. So, I decided to post this video message for you all."

Umm, why are you stripping in the first place if you're so fucking insecure!? Give me a break! Maybe you should stop undressing all together, no one wants to see that pussy!


Posted by: Lady E

Source: Aubreyoday.com

Image: Celebuzz

Video: Aubreyoday.com

Wednesday
09Sep2009

Aubrey O'Day Has Got To Be Kidding Me 

Aubrey O'Day Defends Dyeing Her Dog (*Markie slowly puts face into palm). This is happening. When I was perusing the various news stories this morning (And there were a lot of good ones about a 'Megan Fox Sex Tape', 'Melanie Griffith in Rehab', etc.), I came across this abortion of a news article. I couldn't pass this shit up. Us Weekly reports:

The former Danity Kane singer, 25, has been criticized on some websites for constantly dyeing her 1-year-old teacup Maltese Ginger. "She likes to have looks," O'Day tells Usmagazine.com. "It actually seems like such a taboo weird thing nowadays, but if you research online, you will see a whole underworld of dogs who are dyed."  O'Day — who is working on a natural dog dye — tells Us she makes sure her vet approves any of the dyes she uses. She changes her dog's appearance "for different occasions," she says. She recently dyed her dog green because, O'Day says, she "loves the [Boston] Celtics."

The mere fact that Aubrey O'Day owns an animal is grounds enough for PETA to break through a window and high-kick her in the face. How has NOBODY thought this was some form of animal cruelty?! Look at (what's left of) that goddamned thing! It looks like something Kelly Osbourne's snizzle would crap out. The look in its eyes convey a pretty straight-forward and clear message:  "PLEASE.....KILL.....ME......NOW.........I'll pay you". Unfortunately the dog only can pay in things Aubrey owns and sadly, most euthanizers don't accept dildos and calamine lotion as forms of payment.

........Yet.

Posted By: Markie

Image: Joe Corrigan/Getty

Source: Us Weekly

Thursday
27Aug2009

Aubrey O'Day's vagina requests a day off.

This is just bad. Aubrey O'Day looks like a madam in training. This display of the tackiest poor taste, trailer park upbringing turned city call girl contempo casuals, wearing hoochie candies shoes throw up. I'm taking a guess that the skirt is Balmain fake from Bebe, the shoes are probably Steve Madden. Its all too much, the big hair, the make up, the tan, and of course the fake watermelon titties. On a personal level, I'm offended when I see this. This is why Diddy stopped banging her and released her from her contract. He likes his hoes to be styling and vogue-ish or at least Vibe magazine ready. I don't understand this. When you have money, you should be able to upgrade, but I also get that this is her look. I need to watch some gay porn and feel good inside again. Bad Fashion just makes me feel sad.

Posted by: Joeyroc

Image: Fame Images