If You Matter...
Powered by Squarespace

Stalk The Shit Out of Us

Entries in Annalynne McCord (3)

Wednesday
28Oct2009

My Jealousy For Annalynne McCord/Taylor Swift Is Getting Out of Hand...

Yeah, no this is totally fair. Yes, that would be the Kellan Lutz that Annalynne McCord has been plowing. And now it seems as if Taylor Swift is deflowering Taylor Lautner, i.e. making him cheat on me. First Kellan dumps me for this snatchbucket, and now Taylor. What am I doing wrong?! But no seriously, Lautner is definitely pounding her vag. US Reports:

Things are definitely heating up between the two Taylors! Taylor Swift and Twilight's Taylor Lautner reignited romance rumors when they attended a hockey game together at L.A.'s Staples Center on Sunday. "They have gotten closer," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "They talk all the time, [and] they like each other."

God damnit. I never thought I’d say this, but seriously, where is Kanye West when you need him to do something immensely retarded? Can we get him to run out in the middle of the hockey game, pick up Taylor Lautner and say (in his down-syndromey way) “I’m sorry Swift. I love you, but Markie deserves this more. He had the best music video body this year. Now If you don’t mind I’m going to go home as I have to feed swamp thing”.  And Beyonce is NOT coming back this time. I mean it!

Posted by: Markie

Source: US Weekly

Images: Associated Press

Wednesday
02Sep2009

Anna Lynne McCord Diagnosed with Permanent SKANK Face

Anna Lynne McCord is laughing at her own outfit. She decided to grace the red carpet of the Nike & CW celebration launch of 90210 in this incredible fug outfit. Grand tackiness at best, the red pin stripe jeans and bustier over tank top with an exposed bra just screams Pussycat Doll costume. Unless you actually are a Pussycat Doll, you should neither own nor wear such a get up. Maybe I'm being a little harsh because I have a distaste for Ms. McCord for a number of reasons. Besides having permanent skank face (similar to gayface), she also bumped uglies with Kellan Lutz. Rachel Zoe would not approve of the gloves and the yellow clutch. Ugly Ugly Ugly.

Posted by: Joeyroc

Image: JustJared

Thursday
20Aug2009

Fashion Face-Off

 

Miley Vs. Hilary - The Disney queens battle it out, the beautiful Marchesa dress works on both girls. I vote for Miley, even though I have a distaste for the bitch, only cause it looks like poor Hilary gained back all the weight. Hilary looks a little husky on top.

 

 

Leighton Vs. Posh - While the Gossip Girl actress keeps this as costume, Posh dresses like this everyday, the dress is from Ms. Beckham's namesake line. The mature ladylike dress looks better when your not anorexia skinny. Leighton win's, plus Posh has her panties on her head.

 

Anna Vs. Cameron - The Alexander McQueen sheath is all about age appropriateness. While Anna is in her 20s, Cammy is in her 30s, the dress looks better on Cam. It helps that she used to be a model and is 5'11". Anna looks like she's playing dress up call girl, or auditioning for Mad Men.

Gwyneth Vs. Mischa - Both are fashion darlings, and I applaud both looks. While Gwyneth pairs her Versace mini with metallic grey leggings and cardigan, Mischa keeps it cool and rock and roll with the boots. I'm going to go with Gwyneth 'cause she wore it back in Feb. at the Grammy’s, which means it was fresh off the runway.. tis tis Mischa, you should know better than to wear something that’s already been photographed, plus you're starting to look a little pear shaped.

 

 

AnnaLynne Vs. Olivia - Olivia win's by default because AnnaLynne always looks like a cheap slut that shops at Bebe. The dress is by Kimberly Ovitz.

 

 

Hayden Vs. Audrina - The Heroes cheerleader against the idiot MTV star. This is quite easy, I give it to Hayden on the account that she paired the Zuhair Murad dress with simple strappy Louboutin sandals, and Audrina decided to cheapen it up with plastic gumball pearls and tacky turquoise shoes. Some girls don’t know when to stop. This look on Audrina is an example. It's like bitch, the dress is already a lot going on and a little slutty. The necklace is gaudy, and adding the pearls don't make it any less trampy. And the shoes are just awful, they look like there from Candies!

 Posted by: Joeyroc

 Images: People