My Jealousy For Annalynne McCord/Taylor Swift Is Getting Out of Hand...
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 12:42PM 


Yeah, no this is totally fair. Yes, that would be the Kellan Lutz that Annalynne McCord has been plowing. And now it seems as if Taylor Swift is deflowering Taylor Lautner, i.e. making him cheat on me. First Kellan dumps me for this snatchbucket, and now Taylor. What am I doing wrong?! But no seriously, Lautner is definitely pounding her vag. US Reports:
Things are definitely heating up between the two Taylors! Taylor Swift and Twilight's Taylor Lautner reignited romance rumors when they attended a hockey game together at L.A.'s Staples Center on Sunday. "They have gotten closer," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "They talk all the time, [and] they like each other."
God damnit. I never thought I’d say this, but seriously, where is Kanye West when you need him to do something immensely retarded? Can we get him to run out in the middle of the hockey game, pick up Taylor Lautner and say (in his down-syndromey way) “I’m sorry Swift. I love you, but Markie deserves this more. He had the best music video body this year. Now If you don’t mind I’m going to go home as I have to feed swamp thing”. And Beyonce is NOT coming back this time. I mean it!
Posted by: Markie
Source: US Weekly
Images: Associated Press
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