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Monday
24Aug2009

Getting All the Bloody Attention

The new media whores? Anna Paquin and guypal Stephen Moyer, stars of HBO’s True Blood and financé-ed in real life. While he looks like her creepy bloodsucking uncle, and she’s carrying a little too much meat on her cheeks, celeb trackers can’t get enough of the pair. We see them entering their car, looking obese, practicing on a trapeeze, etc., etc.

Paquin is also on the cover of Nylon Magazine this month, and inside she talks about feeling comfortable in the buff on screen. Scandalous, not! While she’ll never be a pinup, the chick’s bod is bangin’. (I maintain the obese look was the result of horrendously cut and unflattering clothing.)

The two also have the chops to draw us to their show each Sunday. It’s gotten record audiences this season. So, unlike talentless, why the fuck are they famous other couples (do I need to name names, Spidey?), these two are worth watching.

Posted by: Karl

Image: Getty

Saturday
22Aug2009

Anna Paquin: "I'm Not Pregnant, I'm Just Fat."

Before you come after me with pitch forks and assault my apartment with molotov cocktails (feel free to do so when I'm not there, by the way, my renter's insurance policy is amazeballs), let me first say that I in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM THINK ANNA PAQUIN IS FAT. Have you seen her in True Blood wearing those mid-drifts? She's bangarang. I have to remind myself that she doesn't have a peen and her pecs are kind of big and fatty/milk filled(sort of). She's also supposed to be super sweet and rad to work with. Anytits, the douchenozzle media has been rippin' the poor girl apart. ShowBizSpy reports:

"Anna Paquin isn’t expecting. The pregnancy rumor mill went into overdrive after the True Blood star was spotted wearing a baggy dress in Beverly Hills Wednesday. But Paquin’s rep insists the star is 'not pregnant.' People think baggy clothes means your hiding a belly, which means you're pregnant."  

I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we please get Chris Crocker up on this motherfucker? This would be a perfect for a "Leave Anna Alone" video. That would sizzle the biscuits. (Get used to hearing the expression; I don't think I'm going to part with it. It's my baby.) It makes me sick that these assholes pick on an innoncent person for something that "Megan-Fox-Retarded".

In other news, BoysandLipstick has heard from an inside source that Kevin Federline is expecting octoplets. I mean just look at what he's wearing! Look out Octomom, this guy's got one shit of a child-support package. Yummmmm...

 

Posted By:  Markie

Source:  ShowBizSpy

Images:  PC news/Wenn

Thursday
20Aug2009

Fashion Face-Off

 

Miley Vs. Hilary - The Disney queens battle it out, the beautiful Marchesa dress works on both girls. I vote for Miley, even though I have a distaste for the bitch, only cause it looks like poor Hilary gained back all the weight. Hilary looks a little husky on top.

 

 

Leighton Vs. Posh - While the Gossip Girl actress keeps this as costume, Posh dresses like this everyday, the dress is from Ms. Beckham's namesake line. The mature ladylike dress looks better when your not anorexia skinny. Leighton win's, plus Posh has her panties on her head.

 

Anna Vs. Cameron - The Alexander McQueen sheath is all about age appropriateness. While Anna is in her 20s, Cammy is in her 30s, the dress looks better on Cam. It helps that she used to be a model and is 5'11". Anna looks like she's playing dress up call girl, or auditioning for Mad Men.

Gwyneth Vs. Mischa - Both are fashion darlings, and I applaud both looks. While Gwyneth pairs her Versace mini with metallic grey leggings and cardigan, Mischa keeps it cool and rock and roll with the boots. I'm going to go with Gwyneth 'cause she wore it back in Feb. at the Grammy’s, which means it was fresh off the runway.. tis tis Mischa, you should know better than to wear something that’s already been photographed, plus you're starting to look a little pear shaped.

 

 

AnnaLynne Vs. Olivia - Olivia win's by default because AnnaLynne always looks like a cheap slut that shops at Bebe. The dress is by Kimberly Ovitz.

 

 

Hayden Vs. Audrina - The Heroes cheerleader against the idiot MTV star. This is quite easy, I give it to Hayden on the account that she paired the Zuhair Murad dress with simple strappy Louboutin sandals, and Audrina decided to cheapen it up with plastic gumball pearls and tacky turquoise shoes. Some girls don’t know when to stop. This look on Audrina is an example. It's like bitch, the dress is already a lot going on and a little slutty. The necklace is gaudy, and adding the pearls don't make it any less trampy. And the shoes are just awful, they look like there from Candies!

 Posted by: Joeyroc

 Images: People