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Tuesday
01Sep2009

This Week's Celeb Showdown: Ann Coulter Vs. Napoleon 

 

 

Who has the bigger testes?  Let’s box!:

Ann Coulter:  CON—Basically the biggest Neo-Nazi right nut job in the universe.
Napoleon:  CON
—Killed legions of people in his tyranny.
Ann Coulter:  PRO—Has a bigger penis than Napoleon.
Napoleon:  PRO—Looks so cute in those stretch pants.
Ann Coulter:  CON—After her third botched sex change, they still refuse to give her breasts.
Napoleon:  PRO-- At least he was exiled for his crimes and is dead now.
Ann Coulter:  CON—Bitch is still breathing.
Napoleon:  CON—Apparently according to Nostradamus, he was the first of three evils that would lead to the end of the world.
Ann Coulter:  CON—Some people actually listen to this tranny....(and she could be the third evil. Fingers crossed!)

Guess we’ll have to give this one to Napoleon...he may have been short, but at least he wasn’t afraid to admit he had evil peen. Yeah, I took the high road....

 

Posted By:  Markie

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