It's good to know Jennifer Lopez is making her comeback memorable. First, her camelicious performance and now she's gracing two magazine covers this month, Latina and ELLE. Of course, she couldn't come back without bitching about something!! What is she all pissy about this time?! Not receiving an Oscar nomination for her, craplicious, 2006 movie. I wonder if she realizes that the only people that deserved an Oscar were the makeup artists for El Cantante. Why?! WELL, DUH!! They did such a great job on her beast's husband's makeup!! Oh...wait...That's his FACE!? Dayum!!!!!

Jennifer bitched told Latina Magazine:
"It is a little bit frustrating. When the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars I think were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins — and I couldn't have been happier — but I was like 'How dope would it have been if I would've won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?'"

That wasn't enough for this bitch since she even went as far as criticizing Angelina Jolie and saying she was a bad actress!! Obviously Angie didn't really earn her Oscar!! That's right Jenny shove Gigli, Monster-in-Law and Shall We Dance? in Angelina's face!! You DESERVE an Oscar!! Jolie has nothing on you girl....except of course a career.

It's okay, just "throw your Louboutins on" and rock that vaglicious catsuit!! J-Ho's Jolie's a losaaahhhh!!

Posted by: Lady E

Source: The Superficial

Images: Latina/Elle

According to Us Weekly Angelina Jolie started leaking out lies about Jennifer Maniston. Even a new book, “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie”, is spilling the beans about her very bitchy behavior!! Angie’s manager and brother supposedly planted stories in 2005 to paint Jennifer in a negative light. Specifically, Jen not being interested in having kids with Brad..which would ultimately "lead" to the end of the marriage. Ang was convinced that this story would keep her from being perceived as a “man-stealing bitch”.

So boys and girls, the moral of this story is :
Stealing someone’s husband is okay as long as you know how to lie.

The evilest bitches get the best guys!! I totally wanted to tramp stamp Brad for myself!! I could've had a chance!!! How did I miss that?!!! It's the fucking crack, isn't it!? Damn it!!

Posted by: Lady E

Source: Us Weekly

Image: E!

Can someone please tell Brad Pitt to shave!?! PLEASEEEE!?!! Sure the rugged look can lead to hot steamy sex, but once the Jack Sparrow beaded look takes over..IT'S DONE!! His beard looks nastier than Firecrotch vag!!! We all know you're the pants in the relationship Ang, get this crap off of his face!

We need this back - ASAP!! Is that too hard to ask for!?

Posted by: Lady E

Images: Splash/Stock

Sure, Angelina and Brad save the world one good deed after the other!! We at BoysandLipstick commend them for always being so generous and good hearted. In a recent interview, Angelina gave up details about Brad’s new tattoo.

Entertainment Weekly reports:
What’s the deal with Brad’s new tattoo?
I drew that. We went to Davos. It’s not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn’t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back.
So it’s not permanent?
It is. But I was just sketching.
On him?
On him, yeah.
And you thought, ”Let’s make it a tattoo”?
He just liked it! The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like.
So it doesn’t mean anything per se.
I mean, it’s meaningful in that it’s us making angles and shapes out of each other’s body, that kind of a thing.

So in other words, Brad is the bitch in this relationship. Why!? He just got a freaking TRAMP STAMP!! I mean at least he wears his panties with pride; I don’t think he has much of a choice though. C'mon, I’ve seen Angelina’s movies. She’s a really butch bitch...Brad doesn’t stand a chance. Sorry Bradley, just keep saving the world and I won’t judge you..that much.

Posted by: Lady E

Source: Entertainment Weekly

Image: Pitt Watch