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Wednesday
Nov182009

Wino's Sick!?! Aww.......

Amy Winehouse was admitted to the hospital again on Sunday night. This time around, the drunkie mixed the wrong ingredients to her cocktail. Wino has reportedly been battling a "cold" and started taking some over-the-counter meds. People Magazine reports that the cold medicine surprisingly didn’t mix well with her crazy pills!! Hmm..I think there’s warning labels on the box to prevent these type of “reactions”.

Since this is her third trip to the hospital this year, I find it really hard to believe that she’s sober. I mean she showed off her new nipples to the paps about a week ago. Now, my girls don’t make any appearances unless there’s some alcohol involved!! So I’m pretty sure this ho bag is snorting coke and belching out some tasty liquor!!

 

Posted by: Lady E

Source: People

Image: Stock

Friday
Oct302009

Epic Fail: Silicone Titties

Where did Amy Winehouse get money for plastic surgery?! This cokehead hasn’t made any money recently..unless she’s charging for some crazy vaggy adventures!! Either way the twat found some left over pennies from her Rehab days and bought herself some new jugs!

A NYC plastic surgeon shared this with Star Magazine:
The size and shape of the breasts is too much for her thin frame.

You mean this snorter could possibly topple over easier than she would coked out?! AWESOME!! I am soooo taking the first flight out to London, like right now!! I want to see how long it takes to make her fall flat on her face!!!! For serious!!!

Cokeface just made this “cow tipping” easier than Pam Anderson!!
Timmmbbbbeeerrrr!!

 

Posted by: Lady E

Source: Star Magazine

Image: Time Inc.

Wednesday
Sep302009

Wino Proves She's NOT Sober!

We honestly don't need anymore clues that this twat is...let's just leave it at that! Enjoy the rap stylings of Amy Winehouse!

So this is what I got from that video, SLURRY BITCH needs to black out somewhere and deprive us from this type of shiet!! Hopefully, someone can dig out a crack pipe from her weave and stuff it in her mouth! Because I swear I'll take the first flight out to London to spit and pee on her..eventually I'd kick her in the face!!! Someone needs to send Wino to a psych ward rehab center like NOWWW!!!!


Posted by: Lady E

Video: ZalonOnline.com

Tuesday
Sep222009

When Crack Goes Bad....Very BAD!

Attention to the students of Southgate School in North London, if you see a black weaved-in beehive approaching - Go Home!!! Like for serious children, only bad things can come from this cracked out bitch!

GIVE ME MORE DRUGS!!!!!According to reports, Amy Winehouse went psycho when she learned her goddaughter was getting bullied at school. The "Rehab" junkie walked into a classroom and started verbally abusing the bully and spitting at her. That wasn't enough for Wino, as this crack whore decided to pick a fight with a group of students. The fight was finally broken up by a "concerned" bystander. After her psycho tirade was over, she decided to give out autographs to her 2 remaining fans! WAIT.....WHAT?!!


Lady E wonders...

1. Who even let this psycho into the school!?

2. Why did the "concerned" bystander let it escalate into a fight?!

3. Who thought it was great idea to make Wino a godmother!?  

4. And finally.....WTF is this twat on?!?!!?!


Posted by: Lady E

Source: DListed/INF Daily

Image: DListed