Because Kanye West hates America, he decided to gross everyone out in Miami on Tuesday by bringing his walking aborted fetus of a girlfriend out in some sort of bikini-fail. Yes....that’s vomit in your lap. And yes, I also feel like I’m in a David Lee Roth music video. Look for yourself:

Oh no wait...

I got those two confused. They both look so similar. It really brings a tear to my eye when I think of how proud I am at this moment to be gay. The second I saw this I wanted to go play with my old My Little Ponies, bake things in my Easy-Bake Oven, put on some glitter and strut down the street listening to Kylie Minogue.....really just be gayer than Joey Roc’s panties. For all the heterosexual men reading this post (all three of you), you can send your gay-application in my email at welcometotheclub@boysandlipstick.com. Send dirty things attached.

Oh fuck! I looked right at it again. Can I get a towel and some Listerine?

Posted By:  Markie

Source:  The 7th Layer of Hell

Image: Wenn