Okay so these two entities are not “actual celebrities” (just like the cast of The Hills), but it has a few inside of them...(just like the cast of The Hills). So which movie is going to take home the honor of being the most awesomely bad C-side horror flick? I’ve personally taken the time, (and dragged people kicking and screaming) to witness both of these cinematic abortions. Let’s box!

Jennifer’s Body—PRO:  Megan Fox gets killed like 27 times and we get to see it happen.
Sorority Row—PRO:  We get to see Audrina Patridge get impaled by a tire iron.
Jennifer’s Body—CON:  It was marketed as science fiction, but we all know it’s a just a biography.
Sorority Row—PRO:  Carrie Fisher is pouring booz into her coffee in the movie. At least she can laugh at herself.
Jennifer’s Body—PRO:  Megan Fox’s awesome rockin tatties.
Sorority Row—CON:  Rumer Willis.
Jennifer’s Body—PRO:  Totally unnecessary lesbo scene between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried that seems to go on for eternity. Well played.
Sorority Row—PRO:  Some pretty creative death scenes that make up for the shitty script.
Jennifer’s Body—CON:  um...it’s about Megan Fox eating people.
Sorority Row—CON:  Rumer Willis.
Jennifer’s Body--PRO: Amanda Seyfried straddles Megan Fox holding a box cutter and says “You know what this is for?! It’s for CUTTING BOXES. Cross out Megan!”

Winner:  Jennifer’s Body. Though both movies were highly entertaining, I just couldn’t bear to look at the potato head for much longer. Made me want to bitch slap Demi Moore. How did THAT fall our of HER? I digress. You win this round, Megan Fox...(*glances around)...this round....

Posted By:  Markie

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