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Thursday
Jan072010

What a Girl Wants... a JOB !!!!!

 

After thousands of auditions and countless handy-J's to casting agents and getting absolutely NO WHERE, what's a girl to do?
 
Take off your clothes for a men's magazine. That's what Amanda Bynes did for Maxim Magazine.  She looks HOT, and it almost makes me forget how she looked in She's the Man... 
 
Posted by: Joeyroc 
 
Image: Maxim
Wednesday
Oct072009

Could it Be Period Bloat?

Or coke bloat?.....Amanda Bynes manages to stay under the radar b/c she's D list. I always thought she was cute, but lately she's starting to look tranny-ish. 
 
She reminds me of a younger version of Stifler's mom Jennifer Coolidge in American Pie, and that is definitely not cute. Is it me, or does she always wear same exact looking black slutty dress on every red carpet? It's getting old like her face ! ! !

 
Posted by: Joeyroc
Image: contactmusic.com
Thursday
Sep102009

Amanda Bynes and Solange Start the C-List Parade

 

Fashion Week in New York begins and the hos start making the rounds: runway shows, parties, bathroom stalls, etc.. These days, with the exceptions of major shows like Marc Jacobs in NY, its mostly C and D listed actresses that show up front row. Let's begin. Amanda Bynes and Solange both attended BCBG in the tents and both look boring and plain wack. Ms. Bynes reminds of Stifler's mom from American Pie, or at least that's the direction of where her face is going. The too obvious Chanel bag and the Ysl pumps that are 2 seasons old only prove how F list she's become.

Solange - her facial expression is exactly like the one on my face to the buzzcut. Fug Fug Fug. I think she took Tyra's episode too seriously, GUrl, put your weave back on. I usually don't mind Solange's loud outfits. It makes up for her lack of talent, and the jacket isn't that bad. But the hair; she needs to call people in India and get a weave asap. 

Posted by: Joeyroc

Image: JustJared