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Tuesday
13Oct2009

True Blood Wants to Go Gay. And It's Not Even My Birthday! 

Yes, you read that correctly.  This is quite possibly the best day of my life.  Take the two sexiest things in the world, and combine them.  I’m so happy I could shit!  Stephen Moyer, who plays Bill on the show wants to get all gay-like with Alex Skarsgard.  OK! Reports:

Filming sex scenes with one of his True Blood costars isn’t enough for Stephen Moyer. The British-born actor, who plays smoldering vamp Bill Compton, wants to sink his teeth into Swedish hottie, Alexander Skarsgård.  Stephen, 39, who’s engaged to his leading lady Anna Paquin, 27, wants his 173-year-old character to get cozy in a bedroom scene with Alex’s Eric Northman.  “Alex is a good friend of mine and a fantastic actor and I love working with Alex and I don’t get to do it as much as I would love to,” says Stephen.  “You never know — whether they’ll stick Eric and Bill in bed together, I don’t know. But here’s hoping.”

Do you ever have one of those days when you wake up, and the birds are singing at your window?  The birds a bathe and dress you, a la ‘Cinderella’.  Then you come downstairs, and your Mr. Right has prepared breakfast for you, hands you your paper, and tells you you’re beautiful.  You then leave for work, but you can’t find your keys. The reason is because your best friend won the lottery and bought you a new car and approaches you in the driveway to find it.  Then you go into work and you get a promotion in which you’ll make 1734 billion trillion dollars a month.  Then on your way to the bathroom at work you realize that all that unsightly belly fat around your midsection just kind of went away over night.  Then your coworker gives you a puppy....a puppy that shits out diamonds.  Then all the people from publisher’s clearing house come running into your office.  Then your coworkers insist you take a vacation because  you deserve it.  In fact, they’ll pay for it and carry you to the airport in a caravan of Dolce & Gabbana male models and feed you Boston Market on the way there?

That’s how hearing this news makes me feel.  Just like one of those days. 


Posted By: Markie

Souce: OK! Magazine

Image: Stock

Tuesday
08Sep2009

Evan & Alexander Fangbang

Bitch stole my boyfriend! Evan Rachel Wood and True Blood costar Alexander Skarsgard are reportedly the latest item to emerge from the show. A tipster saw them cavorting this weekend in Louisiana, where Alex is working on a film.

Wood, previously linked to Marilyn Manson (um, disgusting), certainly knows how to make the rounds. The 22 year old is sinking her teeth into some choice flesh. Skars is the best thing to happen to television since high def.

Crossing my fingers that this weekend’s season finale will prominently feature his tantalizing torso, and that Evan gets a stake to the heart for stealing my man.

Posted by: Karl

Images: Beautysnob, Fanpop

Source: Perez Hilton