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Tuesday
20Oct2009

Play Them Balls, Boys!

I ♥ some ass!!I think this is the part where I say No Homo, right!? You see two very "straight" guys and give them a pass, because it's baseball!! Sports allows manly men to grab and slap some manly ass. Nothing homo about that right!?  Sure I watch me some baseball, I can be butch!! I can chill with the boys..I'm not staring at men in their tight butt pants. No! I watch it for the sportsy stuff, like a fly ball or a screwball...Where was I!? Oh yeah!! I watch it for the sportmanship and the passion! Not the totally straight homo manly celebrations!!!

C'mon obviously
Derek Jeter = "Straight" which also means A-Rod = "Straight"
Which then means:
Yankees = Very "Straight"!
NEVER!!

Now where's my little friend "Mr. Bunny"?! Ahhhh..Excuse me biatches...


Posted by: Lady E

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