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Tuesday
27Oct2009

Baldwin's Mad Vocab Skills

Nineties hearthrob turned marshmallow man Alec Baldwin can spell. Oh glory! Last Friday at a production of The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Mr. Donaghy correctly spelled “arriviste” and “hederaceous” when he was called onstage. What a skill, what a skill, sir. In that gravelly, testosterone-filled voice of yours, any spelling would sound correct.

That voicebox has gotten you far Mr. B. The high point: seducing Adam Sandler’s Canteen Boy on SNL. The low? Stirring up a shitstorm for calling your child a “rude, thoughtless little pig.” We all have our Hasselhoff moments. Good that the one talented Balwin Bro. has leared to watch his words.

For nostalgia's sake:


Posted by: Karl

Image, Video: NBC

Source: Page Six

Wednesday
02Sep2009

Real Housewives Wreck

The Real Housewives of NYC need to head back to the City already. With Labor Day looming, they should high-tail it out of the Hamptons. Ridic embarrrassing what they did recently, starfuckers. Crazy Eyes Ramona, Classy Countess and Overbaked Kelly Bensimon accosted Alec Baldwin at a tennis tourney in East Hampton.

The D listers suffocated him, asking him to pose for pics and seeing if he recognized them. Baldwin did not, and after he found out who they were, he started dissing the show. For shame, Alec! RHNYC is quality TV if ever there was.

Alec did, however, ask for Bethenney Frankel by name, and he pitched a bitch when he found out she wasn’t in attendance. Hooray! Beths is all A, and you know Alec asking about her rightfully pissed off Kelly. Tehe.

Posted by: Karl

Images: McCarthy/Wireimage, Getty

Source: Daily News