Now if I wasn't ABSOLUTLY FUCKING TERRIFIED of Al Pacino, I would use this time to address whatever is going on with his outfit in this photo.  If I wasn't afraid he was going to put me on a skewer and throw me on a grill, I would say something like "it's pretty apparent that his stylist hates him and wants him dead".  If I wasn't afraid that Al Pacino would use a cantaloupe baller and scoop out my eyes and piss in my skull I would have made fun of the fact that he's wearing sunglasses at night and they make him look like some sorty of dykey cat thing.  If I wasn't sure he was going to cut my ass open and use me like a puppet, I would say that he looks like he was styled by Britney Spears immediately after she shaved her head, attacked people with an umbrella and bit off the side of a house.  But no.  He's FUCKING insane and will find a way to work himself into my dreams.  Bricks hath been shat.  It's all cool, Al.  Carry on.

Posted By: Markie

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