Well Hello. I’m actress Jamie Lee Curtis. You may remember me from such films as True Lies, The Parent Trap, and the Halloween movies. You know, I have a lot of hobbies. When I’m not hiking, raising money for public schools, or butterfly collecting, I enjoy one of my favorite past times: taking a massive shit. That’s why I, Jamie Lee Curtis, am now the face of Activia Yogurt. Activia has over-active yogurt cultures that were invented by the Nazis. These cultures ensure that you, as I do every six minutes, drop a massive load. You may wonder why it’s so important to take a shit 53 times daily. Well, when I was on set with Lindsay Lohan, if I hadn’t snuck off and pinched a loaf at least 6 times an hour, I probably would have killed the bitch. So please, buy Activia Yogurt...and  enjoy your shit...I’m doing it right now.

Posted By: Markie

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