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That’s right. Bruce Willis’s son, Rumer Willis, will be lezzing it out on 90210 in the coming weeks. Quite frankly, I didn’t know she was on the show. Now it’s even more of a reason not to watch it. Perez Reports:

According to Entertainment Weekly, there's gonna be a same-sex storyline guaranteed to push the boundaries of 90210!
They even claim it's legit! “This isn’t a fling,” insists executive producer Rebecca Sinclair. “We’re coming at this [relationship] from a genuine place and not going, ‘Let’s do a titillating story that will grab some promotion.’ This is a real aspect of teenager life that’s interesting… And there’s been a real void in the 90210 universe in terms of gay and bisexual characters.”

Now first things first....wait, no. I can’t. I just can’t. I can’t even write about her because her watermelon head thing is just bothering the piss out of me. I can’t do this right now. I give up. FIX YA DAMN FACE! 

Posted by: Markie

Source: Perez

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