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Thursday
Jan072010

A Catty Camel Takes on Oscar and Angelina!! 

It's good to know Jennifer Lopez is making her comeback memorable. First, her camelicious performance and now she's gracing two magazine covers this month, Latina and ELLE. Of course, she couldn't come back without bitching about something!! What is she all pissy about this time?! Not receiving an Oscar nomination for her, craplicious, 2006 movie. I wonder if she realizes that the only people that deserved an Oscar were the makeup artists for El Cantante. Why?! WELL, DUH!! They did such a great job on her beast's husband's makeup!! Oh...wait...That's his FACE!? Dayum!!!!!

Jennifer bitched told Latina Magazine:
"It is a little bit frustrating. When the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars I think were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins — and I couldn't have been happier — but I was like 'How dope would it have been if I would've won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?'"

That wasn't enough for this bitch since she even went as far as criticizing Angelina Jolie and saying she was a bad actress!! Obviously Angie didn't really earn her Oscar!! That's right Jenny shove Gigli, Monster-in-Law and Shall We Dance? in Angelina's face!! You DESERVE an Oscar!! Jolie has nothing on you girl....except of course a career.

It's okay, just "throw your Louboutins on" and rock that vaglicious catsuit!! J-Ho's Jolie's a losaaahhhh!!


Posted by: Lady E

Source: The Superficial

Images: Latina/Elle

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