How could I have missed J-Lo's major camel toelicious New Years outfit!?!! Obviously me drinking and getting high was a HUGE mistake!! For serious!! Had I known that this bitch was going to stretch out her baby's onesie, I would've stayed sober for the first time ever!! Let's all thank Dick Clark for inviting this mamacita to perform "Louboutins" and "Waiting for Tonight" at Dick Clark's New Years' Rockin' Eve. She was definitely the highlight of the night!!

A spectator even told The New York Daily News this:
"There's too many wrinkles. It looks like elephant skin."

BWAH HA HA!! I must give her some credit though, after having twins, her body does look curvy and hot!! But then again, keep in mind she does have money........
One Word: Lipo

Posted by: Lady E

Source: People/ABC

Image: Mail Online

Video: ABC