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Wednesday
Jan202010

Hump Day: The Scissor Edition

For some reason this year I’ve had my share of brown haired goddesses, but I promise I’ll explore more horizons as the weeks go by. Today I’ve chosen a girl who I’d cheat on my boyfriend wife with. Always a fan of luscious lips, I thought this week’s scissorlicious hottie was the perfect candidate!! May I introduce, Rachel Bilson to our fantasies this afternoon!!

This petite actress may have gotten her start on The O.C, but she’s about to become a star in my bedroom. I think for this scissor party, I’ll bring out the big guns - whipped cream, whips, cherries and my trusty camera. I think we need to start off with some major S&M time with our whips “just for show”. Maybe afterwards we can squirt some Cool Whip over our “welts”!! Cherry nips!? Why not and while we’re at it let’s add a prize for a sweet munchy surprise. YUMMYY!!

Safe Word: Fist


Posted by: Lady E

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Reader Comments (3)

I think I love her. Not as much as I love you, but it is close.

January 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJax

She's hot. Her eyes are calling you.... and not only eyes! :)

March 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterman shirt versace

That's understandable that money can make us free. But how to act if somebody doesn't have money? The one way is to receive the loan or car loan.

June 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCrossLORRIE30

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