Huh?  You know like when you hear about that one show that used to be on when you were a kid and you’re all like “oh that was totally rad” and then someone breaks the news to you that the show didn’t actually die, it just got progressively worse, and evolved into something else (read: Power Rangers: Space and Time).  That’s basically what’s going on with Heidi Montag (except she was no “Power Rangers” to begin with).  She’s not making babies till she’s a pop star it seems. US Reports:

The world may have to wait for the patter of little Speidi feet: Heidi Montag says that her quest to have kids with husband Spencer Pratt is "kind of on hold" as she launches her campaign to become a "pop star" with her just-released album Superficial.

Well what a befitting name for your album if I do so say myself.  And yes, I will be the first to say when she says ‘pop star’ the only kind she’ll be is when her next set of fake yams decide to explode whenever she’s walking down the street in West Hollywood and falls on her husband’s failed career as a socialite that nobody wants to look at because his face looks like a pile of Shar Pei diarrhea.  Just sayin’

Posted By:  Markie

Source: US Weekly

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