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Wednesday
Jan132010

Hump Day: The Scissor Edition

I've always been fascinated by the jiggly twins!! I spend most of my day staring at my own,while having a serious conversation with Markie. I know I am talented, thanks for noticing!! In fact, they're so amazing they even make a queen like Joeyroc wants to play the "titty twerk". So this week I thought I'd choose a pair of honkers that would make my own D's jealous!!

Introducing today's scissor partner, Sofia Vergara. She's often called Sofia Viagra, which as you can see leads any guy girl to overdose on that magical little blue pill. I would love to roll some R's and have this hottie yell "Ay Mami"!! I know how these spanish girls are, they'll do you anywhere and anyway you want them!!! ;p A good hump on the kitchen table wouldn't be a bad way to get our engines started. Followed by a nice bootilicious slap on her assets while we enjoy a good tickle!! I'll leave the rest to your imagination...

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Posted by: Lady E

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Another success story.

January 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJax

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