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Wednesday
Dec022009

Hump Day: The Scissor Edition

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show aired last night and I owe them a HUGE thank you!! I actually left my original scissor partner in full eagle form when I saw this hottie!! As of right now I must say that this make out session hottie will have my babies. I think I got a boner the moment I saw her smile..at me. (It's muy posible) Sure my hooha rides solo in my panties, but I’ve never had an orgasm like this without a cooch tickling party or a heterosexual throwdown!! Miranda Kerr will be my bottom bitch!! Let’s mate - NOW!!

I plan on killing Mr. Bunny and yes it will be worth it!! Besides dilds can be easily replaced, an opportunity for some major scissoring with Miranda only comes once. Lady E will turn if Miranda is ready and willing. Until then, my Vicky’s magazine will see some major Mr. Bunny and slit action!!


Posted by: Lady E

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Damn..That says it all.

December 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJax

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