The Celeb Showdown section on this site had taken a temporary hiatus, mostly because I was usually too drunk lazy to do all the bolding/underling/weave-applying, etc. But now it’s back (hopefully)!  This week we have two silver foxes.  Both rich and delish.  Who is going to hold the title of ultimate ‘sugar-daddy-who-can-do-whatever-whenever-he-wants-to-me-and-it’s-totally-cool-no-worries’?  Let’s box!

Anderson Cooper:  PRO—Very well respected anchor.  Makes even the most idiotic gays want to watch the news.
Andy Cohen:  CON—Green-lighting ‘Million Dollar Listing’
Anderson Cooper:  CON—Needs to come out of the closet.  It’s not going to make you any less objective.  Look at Rachel Maddow.
Andy Cohen:  PRO—SVP of Bravo Progamming, every gay’s favorite network (sans million dollar listing).
Anderson Cooper:  PRO—He’s hitting this.
Andy Cohen: PRO—He chastises Kim Zolciak so much it brings a tear of joy to my eye.
Anderson Cooper: PRO—He did that whole swim race on CNN with that um...swimmer guy (just read:  shirtless)
Andy Cohen:  CON—Seems like kind of a bitch.   He did let ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey Happen’.
Anderson Cooper: PRO—He’s Anderson Cooper.

Winner:  Anderson Cooper.  That’s right ladies. Keep watching CNN.  Soon he’ll probably give someone a violent handy-J on air.  We need more people to care about national issues!  He’s just trying to enlighten America.  You’re welcome!

Posted By:  Markie

Images:  Filmmagic/Kareem Black