BoysandLipstick.com was started in the late summer months of 2009. Markie, Karl, and Joey Roc were shivering around a fire of horridly lame online gossip blogs. Our only solace was to say 'Fuck All' and start our own.  Then someone decided this site got all sausage-party-y and we needed to Taco this shit up....and bring on Lady E for that female touch.  We promise nothing except for a five minute reprieve from your busy work day to have a good laugh and make fun of the more fortunate.

Take a look at the assholes who are responsible for eating up a good portion of your boredom:

Markie

Head Writer/Web Developer/Hot Mess

Markie is the type of person who really hates when others gossip about their counterparts.  However, celebrities, aren't people, they're merely an image.  That being said, let's grip and rip it.  You should know you're famous when we take the time to make fun of you, as we rightfully should.  Take it as a compliment...or not...he could really give a shit either way.  (Unless of course you have a lawyer, in which case, you can reach him at Pleasedontfuckingsueme@boysandlipstick.com). Then for the love of Katy Perry, please have mercy!

Karl

Writer/Rock Star/Trainwreck

Karl served time in an ivory tower and is happy to be back in the trenches. He thinks celebrities are people too, though they shouldn't act like it.  If no one's offended, then he's not doing his job.

Joey Roc

Contributing Fashion Critic/Man of Mystery/Ego Killer

 Joey Roc premieres as the mystery fashion virtuoso.  His skills/professional training include:

1.) Being gay.

2.) Learning to read Vogue before reading Curious George.

3.) Stalking Marc Jacobs at the gym and stealing his underwear (the hot Marc Jacobs, not the former fat and busted one).

Being the malicious bitch that he is, everyone is going to be wearing the wrong thing (or the right thing at the wrong time).  Life...is...hard (or so he's going to try and make it).

Lady E

Writer/Crackhead/Bitch-Awesomeness

Since apparently, we needed a 'real' female perspective, we had to find the perfect taco to represent BoysandLipstick.  Et Voila....Lady E.  Whenever the crack wears off, Lady E can be found scrounging for any juicy celebrity gossip left out to spoil. Celebrity stupidity simply entertains her and gives her even more reason to be a BITCH! Yes, she knows she is and embraces it a la "Mean Girls"! If she can make someone cry, she's done a great job!  Hollywood watch out Lady E is on her way - Get ready to hear your hopes and dreams shatter (now she's just being dramatic).